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Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
A. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth. |
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Question and answer
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears. |
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Question and answer
Q: How does a blond know if she's on
her way home or on her way to work?
A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
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Buying drinks at a bar
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
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did you know |
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The human body makes about two million red blood cells every second. |
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| the Mona Lisa used to hang on the wall of Napoleon’s bedroom. |
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| Turtles can breathe through their butts? |
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