jokes

Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican? A. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Question and answer

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears.

Question and answer

Q: How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.

Buying drinks at a bar

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"

did you know

 The human body makes about two million red blood cells every second.