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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns. |
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Question and answer
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
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Question and answer
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws
a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back. |
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Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out
driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand
in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so
funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the
circle three times!"
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did you know |
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The average lead pencil can draw a line that is almost 35 miles long or you can write almost 50,000 words in English |
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| Tapeworms can grow to about 80 feet long? |
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| In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders. |
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